I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I think my moral compass just broke
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