oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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