I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
