Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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