did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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