Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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