I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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