My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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