just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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