I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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