He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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