so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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