Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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