The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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