Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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