Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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