The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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