I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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