Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
are you so shy because you have an std?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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