WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
