sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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