isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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