I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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