Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He's a Shit stain on my heart
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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