if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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