Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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