piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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