This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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