Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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