He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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