I'm really into asian looking animals
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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