I wish I could teleport
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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