Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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