You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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