That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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