normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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