its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
His nipple licking is glorious
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