so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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