when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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