There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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