Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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