So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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