Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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