She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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