You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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