I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
This beer is not sobering me up at all
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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