i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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