RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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