oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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