Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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