yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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