is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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