Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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