your room smells of hookers.
And success
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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