I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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